Great Chinese proverbs.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man with one chopstick goes hungry.
Man who scratch ***, should not bite fingernails.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
It take many nails to make crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.