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*** Car thing: Photo shoot/calendar... Jean shorts & blouse. Clean and fresh at first, working on an old rusty hulk in a greasy old barn of a garage, with each shot became more streaked with grease and dirt (makeup), clothing gradually getting caught on thing and falling off, really mussed up hair until you are finally nude, butt on the ground, holding a large wrench, pouting in flustered frustration amidst a scramble of car (or motorcycle) parts.




*** Sexy/funny -- Video! Male politician is at a podium talking promises about banning porn, describing what porn he has seen in some detail while.... heh heh....behind him... his daughter (Danielle) ... unable to contain herself something starts up and doesn't stop. Slowly everyone behind him gets excited into doing something from his descriptions and your inspiration. Substitute a hipocritical old preacher ~ near the end is revealed that he is getting a blowjob from a much younger guy behind the podium . Would be a bonus to find a look-a-like of a known politician or preacher.


You must know we can't get enough of you! Ravaging *beasts that we are!

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Video ~ Street theater. Four girls, a guy on the floor in very dishevled clothing, young but with stage-gray hair, and photog in a van driving in a city. Three girls in back, photog in front. All four girls are talking about how horny they still are after ravishing the worn out guy on the floor. Girls are naked (Alt: underwear/bikinis) kissing etc., decide to kidnap some hot guy off the street. Find a cool random guy walking on a busy sidewalk (Alt: an actor). Van pulls up, girls jump out squealing & laughing, dragging the semi-comatose dishevled guy out onto the sidewalk, he lays there moving and moaning slightly, swarm guy, maul him, push him into van which drives off leaving photog on sidewalk who is heard saying WTF!? Come back! etc. Photog hails pre-arranged taxi picks up photog & dish guy photog helps dish into cab, dialogue. Photog gets in cab. Cut. Off cam photog gets out of cab. Cam on (Photog films cab driving away. Fade to black. Off cam cab returns to p/u photog.

* Alternative: Use a male actor or hip random amateur guy. Alt: Use a hidden cam or GoPro that bystanders can't see & think it's real. Alt: Girls strip him part way down to shorts(Alt: swim trunks) maul him a bit on the street before getting him in van.

You are going to want good acting, scripting and directing I can do... These are just the tip of the iceberg. Hire me!

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Danielle as Mad Scientist ~ Crazy hair, glasses, lab coat, in (rented) lab.

Hire me!

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Public Video~ Hire people for a mock discovery of Danielle in a public place. Old lady, cop, window washer, tourists, etc.

Hire me!

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Danielle ~ In a meat locker nude hanging by her ankles.

You better hire me this is getting ugly....

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Danielle asleep nude on a bed. The maid comes in, sees her "Oooooo!" Slowly goes at her so not wake her up. (Connect the dots) She does not wake up and has great orgasms. Maid leaves. Danielle wakes up yawning, stretching. Phone rings. Oh hi Sis, I just had the weirdest dream... (what does she say? What happens next?)

... Hire me-e-e!

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