[Anoree]

"Hey Geezer

I got your presents in the mail. You got me the early birthday / late Christmas present. You got me a gift certificate to a massage place. Yeah, how exciting is that? I definitely need a massage. School is stressing me out and so are my friends and family and life in general. And then you also got me Nina Hartley’s Guide to Female Ejaculation. That’s freaking cool. Hopefully I can learn to squirt, so I can impress all of you guys.

And then also look what Rob got me. Rob actually got me tickets to Celtic Women. Yeah! How exciting is that! I’m so thrilled. It’s going to be awesome. I’ve never seen Celtic Women in concert. Now, they’re my favorite singers ever, so it should be a lot of fun to see them. It’s in about a week, I think. So, pretty exciting stuff. And then school ends in a month, too exciting. I can finally start doing some of the things that I need to get done.

Thank you Geezer, thank you Rob!

Bye you guys."