"Hey guys, it’s me.
It’s 3 o’clock in the morning and I just got back from hanging out with my friends. I went to a club tonight where they had a body painter and decided to do the craziest thing I’ve ever done in my life. I got myself body painted! Check it out.
[zooms from face to full body view]
Yeah! Look, I’m a spider lady! That’s crazy stuff. It’s like naked in front of a bunch of people. And there you can actually see there’s a black widow, how cool is that?
This is pretty crazy, that’s for sure. There was a bunch of people watching me. But it’s a very good job.
I definitely had to share this with you guys. Pretty cool stuff. Very, very cool. I got a little paint on my underwear. That’s ok. Thank god I was wearing underwear!
Anyways, I need to go home, have like a 15 minute drive ahead of me, but I wanted to show you guys this. I hope you guys enjoy.
Bye"