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Old 01-16-2012, 03:37 AM   #15
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Spellcheck yourself..."pole" is an object..."poll" is a questionaire...
pun/pən/
Noun:
A joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words that sound alike but have different meanings.
Verb:
Make a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word.
Synonyms:
wordplay - quibble - quirk - play on words - paronomasia

paronomasia? Sounds like a mental disorder. Come to think of it, that soots me just fine. I certainly might miss a lick but would always lick a certain Miss.

"Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends."
(credited to Tom Waits)

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

"Curl Up and Dye"
(beauty salon in London)

"Al’s Clip Joint"
(barber shop in London)

"Thai Me Up"
(Thai restaurant in Manhattan)

"Horse Lovers are Stable People."
(saying on a pillow in the Potpourri gift catalog)




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