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Old 04-01-2014, 10:32 AM   #2116
RonTheLogician
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Hey Danny,

I recall that your once-upon-a-time porn video colleague, Lia, whose forum remains present on this website, would pose for Penthouse magazine. Sadly, it seems that Penthouse has now filed for bankruptcy, and is going "belly up" (snicker).

Anyway, good luck with having your brother as a room-mate, which you announced in video log ("vlog") entry D445. I think it is very prudent of you to draw up an explicit agreement, lest there be any misunderstandings.

MY VLOG STUDIO DISCIPLINE SUGGESTION

The fact that you have moved your camera to a room with a door suggests a useful strategy for improving your vlogs. I've noticed that you often are harassed by your pets during shooting, to your considerable annoyance and the detriment of the shoot. We all enjoy seeing your babies, but still, why not let them spend the few minutes you need to do a shoot locked out of your studio? Besides, don't you think that maybe they are too young to listen to some of the kinky questions to which your fans demand answers?

MY PRAISE

Your ardent concern for protecting Isis and Love Bug from accidental food poisoning in the same video evidences your sincere, deep, protective love of them, which all of us find very touching. You are the "bestest" Mommy "fershure"! I hope you don't mind me noting that it's pretty obvious they are adopted, which makes your care for them all the more beautiful. It's also heartwarming to see that step-siblings from different races can get along so well.

MY QUESTIONS

Now, since you have a lot of personal experience with the porn industry, what I want to know is how you would feel if, one day (when they are of age!) Isis and/or Love Bug decided to pose for Pethouse magazine? Please keep in mind this publication has long ago forsaken doing its photography in the classic gauzy style made famous by the late porn mogul Bob Guccione, and now publishes hardcore pictorials like Shaved P_ussy and Doggy Style


Of course, snapshots can imply something that is not really going on, and thus aren't as edgy as actual videos. So, a separate question is whether it would upset you if your babies did also erotic VIDEO work - again, only when they finally are of age.

And would it also be okay if they did inter-racial shoots? EVEN if that meant they did scenes with one another, such as the harrowing clip from a prison movie here?

My final questions are these. Would you feel uncomfortable WATCHING a film in which Love Bug and Isis did a scene together? And while obviously you must speculate, do you think they would find it uncomfortable if you screened such cinematic work? Finally, would it be more uncomfortable if Love Bug and Isis were there with you, watching the same hot on-screen action together, all at the SAME time?

P.S. Love Bug should not aspire to make an eponymously named porn film, except under a stage name, because it's already been done. I was told that when Dressed To Kill, in which sexy Angie Dickinson contracts a venereal disease, did so well at the box office, the bigshots at Disney, of all places, thought they'd have a go at a copy-cat film involving herpes. Unfortunately, some idiot screwed up the spelling in the design documents and instead, they landed up making The Love Bug about some frickin' Volkswagen named Herbie! Hey buddy, there's a world of difference between Herbie the VW and herpes the VD. Sheesh!


P.P.S. By the way, if you really are willing to turn into an actual cow, I have a full-proof way to practically get you into Playboy magazine after all. Full details here.

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