[Randolph Carter]

Originally Posted by RonTheLogician

Whew, Danny! I sure am glad you are a one-Ron girl after all! (After all, it's only Logical.)

Now, cue the theme music here.

P.S. Even if you'll never let him "meat" you, wouldn't you still like to meet The Hedgehog? But if not, you would hardly be the first girl ever to say "So long!" to him.

Are you kidding...??? He's like 1,000 years old! Danielle would use him up in a microsecond! Besides, the whole situation is highly illogical. Better to bring in a Logician