Wal-Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her
> two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
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> The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
> Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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> The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The
> oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
> twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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> 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't
> believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you
> for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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