Hey Dani,
Showtime runs a series called
Masters of Sex, profiling fictionalized careers of sexual response study & therapy pioneers William Masters, MD and Virginia Johnson. Sounds ripe for PARODY! Call it:
Masturbators and Johnsons of Sex
Pilot epsiode: Impotence
VJ: So Mr. Bizkit, it says here you are seeking treatment for impotence.
Bizkit: Yes, I don't know what else to do, where else to turn! It's so TERRIBLY embarassing...
VJ: Please don't feel uncomfortable. We've successfully treated this problem MANY times. We're here to help.
Bizkit: Thank you for being so understanding... it makes it easier.
VJ: Tell me, how often do you have this problem?
Bizkit: All the time!
VJ: You mean you can never get an erection at all?
Bizkit: Of course I can!!! I instantly get hard and huge. It barely takes a slight breeze blowing!
VJ: Then WHY IN THE WORLD are you seeking treatment for impotence?
Bizkit: Well... my erection goes totally limp after 2 or 3... days. Barely a SINGLE day if I bang a dozen or more babes...
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Sorry, I forgot the "sizzle reel"! Find it
here. BTW, have you ever tried blowing pepper up an elephant's trunk?