[RonTheLogician]

Start with a 1980's-era dot-matrix impact printer, give it the ambitious subtlety of the traditional carpenter's profile gauge, and you get a new device called the inFORM. The crude prototype pictured below, and demonstrated in the video here, anticipates the day it emerges as the next stage of teledildonics! Imagine using a more sophisticated version, having many more elements and other improvements, to flip the one you love the finger - so that you can use it again later to have make-up cybersex!

And with the ultimate version of such a machine, you don't have to wait for Peniplus to become real - just program in as many throbbing erect penises, as close together, as you see fit: Umm, today I'll have four Tommy Gunns, two James Deens, and three Evan Stones, please. You could even have a John C. Holmes - and he's DEAD, for goodness sake! (Could that ASU EnterTech certificate help you prepare for such a day?)

So Danny, ask RobFTV to get back into the porn biz and lay out the big bucks to equip the FTV girls with one of these inFORMs real soon. Make sure you tell him that it can also model automobiles, from workaday VWs (shown below) to luxurious Lambos! Gentlemen, you may start your girlfriend's engine!