OK let my wife loose with the clippers today, normally have a #3 or #4.
Unfortunately she forgot to put the guide on so this is what happened
As a result I am now cropped to a #1 until it grows back. I can imagine the laughing at work tomorrow.
I hope this gives folks a good laugh cos I can tell you my wife was freaking out at what she'd done, I was laughing mind: she thought I'd kill her. Mind she knows that I am planning revenge now