Lovemaking Tips for Seniors:
• Put bifocals on. Double-check that you're with the right partner.
• Set the alarm on your clock for 2 minutes. . . in case you doze off in the middle.
• Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF!
• Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. . . just in case.
• Write your partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.
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There are three kinds of men;
1. The ones who learn by reading.
2. The few who learn by observation.
3. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
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Sex is now classified as a misdeameanor. . . the more you miss. . . da meaner ya get!
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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