A pair of newlyweds were preparing for bed.As they were undressing,the husband,a big burly man,tossed his trousers to his new bride.
"Here put these on," he said.She put them on,and the waist was twice the size of hers. "I can't wear your trousers," she said.
"Thats right," said the husband,"and don't you ever forget it.I'm the one who wears the pants in this marriage."
With that,she flipped him her panties and said," Try these on."
He tried them on and found he could get the underwear only as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties."
"Thats right," she replied, "and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
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I didn't do it!!! The dog did.
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