After an operation,a man came out of the anesthesia to find his wife by his bedside.He opened his eyes and murmured,"You're beautiful."
Flattered,she continued her vigil after he drifted back to sleep.He woke up again and said, "you're cute."
"What happened to beautiful?" she asked.
"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.
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I didn't do it!!! The dog did.
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