A man went to the doctor for a simple vasectomy.When he awoke after the porcedure the doctor was standing over him with a worried look.
"I have some bad news," the doctor said."I completely botched your surgery,and we had to go ahead and give you a full sex change.You now have a vagina."
"Oh my God," the man said. "So you mean to tell me I will never experience another erection for as long as I live?"
"Oh you will experience an erection," the doctor said,"just not yours."
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I didn't do it!!! The dog did.
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