Speech humor
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following.
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two ***** come together. I come once-a-more. Two *****, they come together again. I
come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives..."
"Hey, coolla down lady" said the man. "Who talkin abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin my frienda how to spella "Mississippi."
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