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Index-of-Beauty Ben 08-23-2011 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Anoree (Post 34988)
Now that's enough!

I've got to be missing a smiley or two in the posts above.

We won't tolerate members insulting each other.
Now you both go into silent corners - seperate corners - and think about what you wrote.

Anoree with the pimp slap ftw! Now, what else is under the sun that's pleasant to talk about?

STAR 08-23-2011 11:01 PM

No problem, I forgive easy and mucho thanks for the heads up Anoree. :)

Now THIS is pleasant! :: :p
Stunningly Lovely Time-Lapse Video of Cloud Formations and the Sky in the Canary Islands

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/ar...0823_DNL_art_2



Geezer 08-24-2011 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by mart (Post 34984)
Thought so, your just an idiot who likes the sound of his own voice and who likes to type complete and utter crap.

I don't think Star is an "idiot" but he sure loves the sound of his own voice - as typed on a keyboard. I don't care for his style of "humor" but he does seem to know a lot about the world of BDSM. Either that or he copied his text off of Wikipedia. Without a doubt, he is here for Danielle and is offering helpful advice but, just like a "little old busy body," a little of him goes a L-O-N-G ways.:D:D:D

There, Anoree! See MY "smilie faces?"

STAR 08-24-2011 07:27 AM

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Awww... thank you mart & Geezer!! You both really are too kind! I love you too! Mmuwah! :p Here's another funny for yas:

"People who live in glass houses should have sex in the basement."

Cheers!

... ;) --- Dance Cat

STAR 08-24-2011 07:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpVUih5nY9g

Get it?

Enigma 08-24-2011 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by STAR (Post 34997)

Thats in interesting song link you posed there, it's kinda catchy in a way :)

STAR 08-24-2011 09:11 PM

You're Burnin' Hot and Runnin' Cool, enigma! Boobz up to ya! What is life widout LOVE, hey? ;) HAA HAAA!

STAR 08-25-2011 03:43 AM

Members?
 
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Wait a minute! This place has 7,793 members? Thirty bucks a month that's, what, $233,790 per month! I am DEFINITELY gettin a boob job now! Oh, and a wig-hat. And a butt-job. Gotta do something about the legs too. Then there's the waist. The face, that's got to go. Ehh-h. Think I better get reborn instead. Good thing they say I'm patient, or is it that I *am a patient. They keep giving me these shock treatments. One would think that would help.

Whaddya think? (Click on pic) Here's the video:: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vju2pyqXBLg

Here 2 ::http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOuV6...eature=related

Ding di dink ding BAM BAM!

Geezer 08-25-2011 05:12 AM

Wait a minute! This place has 7,793 members? Thirty bucks a month that's, what, $233,790 per month!

Where did you get the 7,793 from? I've never seen anything published publicly on how many PAYING members Danielle has! This forum is free and could have 10,000 "members" while D gets nothing.

Anoree 08-25-2011 07:01 AM

I'd wish for Danielle to have so many paying members.

The figure STAR got is from the Forum Statistics at the main page. Currently it states 7,806 members. (It will be about 60 less when I got rid of this morning's Spammer registrations.)
Out of this 7,806 members only 934 have posted anything at all. 2,936 can't even find their confirmation email to complete their registration. :rolleyes:
The 2,265 "Active Members" consists* of new registrations (where over 90% are Spam robots,) approx. 300 lurkers that don't post anything and about 40 real posters.

I really wish there were more active members.

*) These estimations are based upon this month's activity.

p.s. Umph; Only Spammers this morning. :(

STAR 08-25-2011 07:04 AM

OH! WTF!

The ones that can't find their conf. emails, they still paid or subscribed. Right?

Edit add: Well I know 3 or 4 new ones are from my friends I threatened. OK, actually I promised to pay them back the money I stole form them if they joined.

Edit add: Ah, they are pobably among the ones that can't find their emails of course!

Anoree 08-25-2011 07:31 AM

This Forum is freely accessible to anybody, paying member or not.
It's member count doesn't reflect the amount of paying members to Danielle's site at all.
The only connection between membership of this Forum and Danielle's payed Membership Area is the Webcam Chat, where you only can participate if you've got a Forum account to use at the Chat to login. That's all.

STAR 08-25-2011 08:02 AM

,,,eew. Thanks. That explains things more than I knew. I need a Pwd / login to post here. You mean I'm not paying for that? I guess that would explain why there is one Pwd for here and another for the vids/? If so, no wonder you have to deal with spammers.

Oh %#@&/, so just anybody can read my idiotoc posts?!!! Ohhh no-o-o. I'm even more doomed than I thot!

Anoree 08-25-2011 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by STAR (Post 35013)
,,,eew. Thanks. That explains things more than I knew. I need a Pwd / login to post here. You mean I'm not paying for that? I guess that would explain why there is one Pwd for here and another for the vids/? If so, no wonder you have to deal with spammers.

Yep, your comments here are absolutely free. Maybe some even free of sense. ;)
(Oops, did I say that?)

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Oh %#@&/, so just anybody can read my idiotoc posts?!!! Ohhh no-o-o. I'm even more doomed than I thot!
Now you know what you've got yourself into. ;)

STAR 08-25-2011 11:54 AM

Yeah, but there is something else around here I'd like to get myself into. So even in my imagination, it's alllll worth it!!! HA HAAA!

MISSY 08-26-2011 11:40 PM

Tigger,Jeromy and David have just been put on alert status to be ready to deploy for the storm coming up the east cost! They just went thru all there gear to put everything in order just in case!

DWM222 08-27-2011 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MISSY (Post 35036)
Tigger,Jeromy and David have just been put on alert status to be ready to deploy for the storm coming up the east cost! They just went thru all there gear to put everything in order just in case!

I hope they aren't needed..but if they are..tell them to be careful out there!

mart 09-12-2011 10:15 AM

Just as DWM said Missy, truely hope their not needed.

tigger 09-12-2011 08:58 PM

We didnt have to go!

mart 09-13-2011 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by tigger (Post 35192)
We didnt have to go!

That's good news Tigger, hope your not needed for a long time yet.;)

DWM222 09-13-2011 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by tigger (Post 35192)
We didnt have to go!

Great!! :)

tigger 09-14-2011 01:24 AM

We found out that Pouncer does not like the guy that came to clean the chimney today, Grandma said he went nuts when the guy got on the roof and started to run the brush up and down the chimney to clean the inside. He didn't mind the guy just didn't like what he was doing!

tigger 09-23-2011 02:14 AM

BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enigma 09-23-2011 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by tigger (Post 35259)
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boo!!! to you too sir :p

tigger 09-23-2011 07:42 PM

Spoke to Whyyou today he will be alowed to come home on Sun. and is doing well. may be a bit to get his internet up and running. Glad to see his health improving.

Anoree 09-23-2011 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tigger (Post 35261)
Spoke to Whyyou today he will be alowed to come home on Sun. and is doing well. may be a bit to get his internet up and running. Glad to see his health improving.

Ah, that's a relief. It's been over two weeks since WhyYou's last life sign and I was getting more worried by the day now.
I figured he might be out of the hospital within a week if all went perfect and after about two weeks if they needed to do something more.

tigger 09-26-2011 04:28 PM

Whyyou called me he is home and getting settled. will be about a week befor he can get on line, they have to put a new cable in first.:D

WhyYou 09-28-2011 11:20 PM

I am back online. Have run the cable across the floor (which I am NOT supposed to do because I might trip over it) so I must be really careful when I either leave or enter my house. This coming weekend the cable will be run through the ceiling panels to keep it off the floor. But I needed to get my modem activated so I felt the best thing to do was to connect it now and get it running so that when we run the cable we can just hook it up and everything will work correctly.

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy to be back home!!!

:D

CK1 09-28-2011 11:57 PM

Happy to hear you are doing well. not the same without you on the boards.

WhyYou 09-29-2011 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CK1 (Post 35282)
Happy to hear you are doing well. not the same without you on the boards.

Thanks CK1! I'll do my best to put some life back into this message board. Might have to take the Frog out of the freezer though....lol! :D

mart 09-30-2011 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by WhyYou (Post 35284)
Thanks CK1! I'll do my best to put some life back into this message board. Might have to take the Frog out of the freezer though....lol! :D

No!!! please don't resort to getting the frog out!:eek::D.

Come on guys we need more posting, anything to avoid that frog.:D

Moar 09-30-2011 02:41 PM

AnnaLisa is f--ing gorgeous! Yummy!

DWM222 10-01-2011 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by WhyYou (Post 35284)
Thanks CK1! I'll do my best to put some life back into this message board. Might have to take the Frog out of the freezer though....lol! :D

Welcome back WhyYou..glad to hear you are getting better..can hardly wait till you thaw out your frog:D

mart 10-01-2011 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by DWM222 (Post 35304)
Welcome back WhyYou..glad to hear you are getting better..can hardly wait till you thaw out your frog:D

No encouraging the frog please.:D:D

Enigma 10-02-2011 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by WhyYou (Post 35284)
Thanks CK1! I'll do my best to put some life back into this message board. Might have to take the Frog out of the freezer though....lol! :D

I'm confused about the "frog" part :(

WhyYou 10-02-2011 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by enigma2 (Post 35307)
I'm confused about the "frog" part :(

Frog is a "concept" that I created.

Frog: Ya did NOT created me...I was HATCHED!

WhyYou: Shaddap or I'll find a way to re-hatch you...and it WON'T be pretty!

Frog: But...But...But...

WhyYou: Stick that butt out one more time and I swear I'll cut it off and roast it!

Frog: At least one part of me will be warm (runs and hides behind the ice cube trays in the freezer)

WhyYou: (shuts the freezer door) Gotcha!

:D

mart 10-02-2011 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by WhyYou (Post 35308)
Frog is a "concept" that I created.

Frog: Ya did NOT created me...I was HATCHED!

WhyYou: Shaddap or I'll find a way to re-hatch you...and it WON'T be pretty!

Frog: But...But...But...

WhyYou: Stick that butt out one more time and I swear I'll cut it off and roast it!

Frog: At least one part of me will be warm (runs and hides behind the ice cube trays in the freezer)

WhyYou: (shuts the freezer door) Gotcha!

:D

Welcome to Danielle's forum MrFrog, try to ignore that old fart WhyYou, you do whatever you like.;):D:D

Enigma 10-02-2011 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhyYou (Post 35308)
Frog is a "concept" that I created.

Frog: Ya did NOT created me...I was HATCHED!

WhyYou: Shaddap or I'll find a way to re-hatch you...and it WON'T be pretty!

Frog: But...But...But...

WhyYou: Stick that butt out one more time and I swear I'll cut it off and roast it!

Frog: At least one part of me will be warm (runs and hides behind the ice cube trays in the freezer)

WhyYou: (shuts the freezer door) Gotcha!

:D

Ok, even though I still don't get the whole frog thing, you did crack me up, so I am hopping thats is what it's meant to if not I still found it funny ha ha ha

TheDoctor 10-03-2011 01:00 AM

FRAKTASTIC!

Welcome back, McUncle! I said it, you are so BADASS you would kick the Reaper off! Yet again.

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