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I recently had a baby who is now five months old. We took her to a specialist and so far she does not show any signs of NF. But it could still be too early to tell. When did your kids first show signs of NF?
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I like cats, and that is amazing. Are they really safe? What I mean is, how predictable is their behavior? I only ask because I've had house cats that would decide to get frisky if they were in a bad mood. Pouncer is a beautiful animal. Now I'm off to Google to look up Serval(?) cats. :cool: |
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That is totally wild! A black lab showed up at my house last year and I let her stay (even though I'm not really a dog person). I don't think even she weighs 37 pounds. I've had cats all my life. So it's hard for me to fathom a "house cat" THAT big! :eek: My last cat (R.I.P.) was a mellow dude - cool as he could be. The one before him was moody and had a nasty temper though. If he'd been as big as Pouncer, I'd be dead right now... several times over. :D
Sounds like he's a blast to have around though. I'll definitely check out that Youtube video! Very, very cool. Thanks for sharing that. |
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here is pouncer laying on my brother, he came up to help me on the house and layed on the couch and pouncer layed there with him
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Great pic! I love that shot. In fact, if you cropped it just the right way, it would look like Pouncer had taken your brother's head and was about to have a meal. :D
He must be very affectionate. Did you have to get him fixed, so he wouldn't spray/mark the house though. |
He has all his parts in tact. he has been bred 3 times with one of the breeders femals to produse more kits with his temperment. he dosent spray in the house but he will out in his encloshure outside. servals sent in side by rubbing the top of there heads on things to leave there sent there. it dosen't leave an oder that we can smell. any one that comes over gets marked as his, lol . when my daugher has her friends over he rubbes agenst every one of them. we dont have any other pets so spraying isnt a problem.
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You forgot about him licking my BOOBS, whats up with that! He does it to no one else just me!!!!!!!!!!! HE is realy a sweet cat , likes his belly rubbed too. and don't set your food down and leave it unatended or he will help him self!
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I like Pouncer! I think her deserves his own thread and profile, any ideas for an avatar? He's already the most famous cat here on the forum, lol.
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I like Pouncer, too, and agree he deserves his own thread and profile.
It's a shame it would be awfully difficult for him to post here. Maybe he could get a translator, like ... Sarah? Naw, Tigger wouldn't want to expose her to us weirdos. |
I dont think he quite mastered reading yet. lol all he does with the paper is shred it into little pieces. He does lick Missys boobs though and i have no idea why!
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FANTASTIC, Missy. That shoul also be on the "Jokes" thread!
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Im sorry but after seeing that photo, I just coulden't help my self. Tigger has not seen it yet , he and Amanda snuck off to have supper at Red Lobster. after Amanda blew up the crab legs in the microwave. lol
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Thats not where i wold keep mine but I thought you guys would enjoy it.
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Laranger the early years!:D
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Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lololololololol
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In most cases they can remove all of that after the wreck!
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Missy! YOU are one sick broad!:D
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I would like to know what he does for a living? only thing job I can see him working is a sideshow freak in a circus.Imaging him going in to apply for a job and the interviewer going...:eek:
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Missy where are you getting these from, their hilarious!!!. Especially the baby at the computer, just keep them coming Missy.:D:D
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Burma Shave signs
BURMA SHAVE
For some of us, this brings back great memories. For you younger ones, you don’t know what you missed! For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream. Here are more of the actual signs: DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR. BURMA SHAVE TRAINS DON'T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP 'CAUSE NOBODY SITS IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP Burma Shave SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH BY MISTAKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND JAKE Burma Shave DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD TO GAIN A MINUTE YOU NEED YOUR HEAD YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT Burma Shave DROVE TOO LONG DRIVER SNOOZING WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING Burma Shave BROTHER SPEEDER LET'S REHEARSE ALL TOGETHER GOOD MORNING, NURSE Burma Shave CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND A LITTLE MORE STEER Burma Shave SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS NOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT Burma Shave THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE Burma Shave AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? Burma Shave NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN THE CAR IS YOU Burma Shave A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' Burma Shave AT INTERSECTIONS LOOK EACH WAY A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY Burma Shave BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL EYES ON THE ROAD THAT'S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER'S CODE Burma Shave THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING Burma Shave CAR IN DITCH DRIVER IN TREE THE MOON WAS FULL AND SO WAS HE. Burma Shave PASSING SCHOOL ZONE TAKE IT SLOW LET OUR LITTLE SHAVERS GROW Burma Shave A GUY, A MISS A CAR, A CURVE HE KISSED THE MISS AND MISSED THE CURVE Do these bring back any old memories? If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt... LIKE ME! |
I just Googled Burma Shave, until you mentioned him Geezer, i'd never heard of him. He certainly come out with some great sayings. Here's a few more i found.
Forest fires Start from scratch So think before You toss That match Statistics prove Near and far That folks who Drive like crazy are On curves ahead Remember, sonny That rabbit's foot Didn't save The bunny Thirty days Hath September April June and the Speed offender Violets are blue Roses are pink On graves Of those Who drive and drink Pull off The road To change a flat Protect your life-- No spare for that! |
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Pouncer isn't the only one checking things out! lol
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I thing this is cute!
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My tv...my remote...even when i'm sleeping.
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Great pics Missy & Mart..:)
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