Ah-ehm. Thanks, but... I bumped into that poem on the Star Trek wiki, found it hilarious, and, after forgetting about the deal for like 6 months, finally posted it.
1 spoonful of tender affection
1 tablespoon of sweetness
2 huge kisses
(Add : 1 pinch or 2 of cuddles if needed)
Indications: Dim the lights then mix them very slowly together and apply.
With love from Sarah
PS: Sorry I forgot, apply on the cheeks!