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tigger

09-25-2008, 11:12 PM

I think we need a thread for funny photos or signs, or just cute pitures that dont reflect on danielle.

tigger

09-25-2008, 11:15 PM

CAN WE SAY PISSED!!!!!! SOME ONE MAY NOT GET SOMTHING THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE!:eek:

WhyYou

09-26-2008, 08:23 AM

Here's some old funny signs for this new message board...lol!

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w203/WhyYouIsMe/KeepRight.jpg

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w203/WhyYouIsMe/SpeedLimit.jpg

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w203/WhyYouIsMe/ToadSuck.jpg

:D

tigger

10-03-2008, 08:56 PM

pounce decided this would be a good place to dig a hole.

tigger

10-03-2008, 09:00 PM

ok how about fish for dinner.. he does get one once in a while. got a frog once too.

voncroy10

10-04-2008, 08:44 PM

here's a funny one

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr143/voncroy10/194119e7228748666b2846c5c138bb65fun.jpg

watch out guys

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr143/voncroy10/pee-fun.jpg

haha
http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr143/voncroy10/quiz1330outcome3.jpg

tigger

10-05-2008, 01:25 PM

since danielle liked the photos of pouncer so much ill post some more. here are a cupple of the kitts. that pouncer is the father of. i think they are 8 weeks.

tigger

10-05-2008, 01:29 PM

this is jeff that sarah baby sits with pouncer. servals love the water. and pouncer will jump right in.

tigger

10-05-2008, 01:35 PM

this is pouncer whrn he was about 4 months. we had just gotten him. at this age they are about the sise of a domestic cat. grandma was getting ready to do the floor and pouncer got in the wash tub and layed down. it was funny, he thought it was for him.:p

tigger

10-05-2008, 01:44 PM

Satir

10-05-2008, 01:59 PM

Some pics from me...

ugo

10-05-2008, 02:17 PM

Tigger, your animal is nice indeed! It seems as a sweet dog. But does it behave as a cat?:)

tigger

10-06-2008, 01:12 AM

tigger, your animal is nice indeed! It seems as a sweet dog. But does it behave as a cat?:)
it is a cat ugo. And yes it behaves just like a cat just bigger. And more hyper. Sleeps a lot just like a cat and is wide open the rest of the time.

ugo

10-06-2008, 08:11 AM

I know him that it is a cat. But it seems very affectionate as a sweet dog. Is beautiful possession a great cat that seems a jaguar. Or leopard.:)

nexxus

10-06-2008, 10:50 AM

Ok I got a couple

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc202/fastbaja5b/scoccer_not_allowed_here.jpg

And the NBA's "fairest player" Bruce Bowen

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc202/fastbaja5b/bruceleebowen.gif

mart

10-07-2008, 07:27 AM

Love the soccer sign Nexxus!. So they don't like soccer players. But there'll soon get the point lol.:D

voncroy10

10-12-2008, 12:51 PM

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr143/voncroy10/n886900060_4447164_8418.jpg

dtstuff9

10-13-2008, 03:04 AM

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr143/voncroy10/n886900060_4447164_8418.jpg

If you thought this was funny, you should watch the video haha.

Plankton

10-13-2008, 03:50 AM

That turtle picture reminds me of a trip we made to the zoo a few weeks ago. There were two turtles in just that same position and my daughter commented that they were trying to play leap frog. I certainly didn't correct her.

voncroy10

10-13-2008, 02:41 PM

If you thought this was funny, you should watch the video haha.
where i can find the video?

mart

10-22-2008, 07:30 PM

where i can find the video?

Check Youtube!. Their bound to have it.:D

tigger

01-21-2009, 11:45 PM

Sarah sent mesome funny pitures thought i would shair.

tigger

01-21-2009, 11:47 PM

My kind a women!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tigger

01-21-2009, 11:49 PM

ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS ONE IS OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

tigger

01-21-2009, 11:52 PM

This is funny!!!!!!!!!!!

tigger

01-21-2009, 11:54 PM

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

laranger

01-21-2009, 11:57 PM

Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now why would your daughter send you a pic like that???

tigger

01-22-2009, 12:00 AM

now why would your daughter send you a pic like that???you should read some of the jokes she sends me. 17 going on 30 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geezer

01-22-2009, 04:39 AM

Hey Tigger,
Maybe Pouncer could use of of these!

ugo

01-22-2009, 07:31 AM

Nice Tigger and Sarah.LOL

mart

01-22-2009, 07:35 PM

Funny pictures Tigger. My favourite is the bear sign.:D

Seth

01-22-2009, 08:27 PM

That bear sign is great!

Tiggers cat is huge, I bet that'd give a bear a run for its money! :D

Geezer

01-23-2009, 06:01 PM

I sure Hope Danielle never looks like these women!:eek::eek:

mart

01-23-2009, 06:26 PM

I sure Hope Danielle never looks like these women!:eek::eek:

And what's wrong with full breasted women? lol. At least you'll always have something to rest your head on in bed. As long as you don't sufficate.:D

mart

12-02-2009, 01:01 PM

And there's more where they came from.:D

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mart

12-02-2009, 01:03 PM

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mart

12-02-2009, 01:05 PM

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Max

12-02-2009, 04:06 PM

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff277/Cheesybro/fail/Demotivator__Epic_Fail.jpg

All I can say is that there had to be a woman involved here

captnjack

12-04-2009, 08:40 AM

And there's more where they came from.:D

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the *** gallery crackes me up!

ugo

12-04-2009, 12:17 PM

Hahahahaha,....nice Friend Mart.

mart

12-06-2009, 10:59 AM

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What a driver!, love this one.:D
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Broaccalm

12-28-2009, 12:30 AM

I recently had a baby who is now five months old. We took her to a specialist and so far she does not show any signs of NF. But it could still be too early to tell. When did your kids first show signs of NF?

From the Moderator: This is TOTALLY OFF the topic of this thread. This post should be reposted in a proper thread with a relevent topic!

Rey C.

02-06-2010, 06:43 PM

ok last one for now. this is pouncer with jeff again. he has always been varry good with kids. if you notice the harness he wairs a lot. that is his tags . one is his rabies tag , state lisence tag. exotic cat tag. and his permit tag. if he is out of the house ( on a lead of course) he has to be wairing them.

I like cats, and that is amazing. Are they really safe? What I mean is, how predictable is their behavior? I only ask because I've had house cats that would decide to get frisky if they were in a bad mood.

Pouncer is a beautiful animal. Now I'm off to Google to look up Serval(?) cats. :cool:

tigger

02-06-2010, 07:04 PM

I like cats, and that is amazing. Are they really safe? What I mean is, how predictable is their behavior? I only ask because I've had house cats that would decide to get frisky if they were in a bad mood.

Pouncer is a beautiful animal. Now I'm off to Google to look up Serval(?) cats. :cool:

Pouncer is a big baby. I have never had a problem out of him, he would lick you if anything he is vary loving, but thats him. i have heard of servals with bad tempers but i think you get that with any pet. pouncer weighs 37 lbs and can jump about 12 feet . they are not a pet for somone who does not have the room for them to run or the time to spend with them. a board cat = a cat finding somthing to ocupy them selfes with. in pouncers case he finds paper to shred, but they are quite capible of destroying a house if they want to. if you want to see video of pouncer and his brother the breeder has a youtube sight ( spotsallover ) koby is pouncers brother, pouncer is the one draging his bed into the tunnel.

Rey C.

02-06-2010, 09:32 PM

That is totally wild! A black lab showed up at my house last year and I let her stay (even though I'm not really a dog person). I don't think even she weighs 37 pounds. I've had cats all my life. So it's hard for me to fathom a "house cat" THAT big! :eek: My last cat (R.I.P.) was a mellow dude - cool as he could be. The one before him was moody and had a nasty temper though. If he'd been as big as Pouncer, I'd be dead right now... several times over. :D

Sounds like he's a blast to have around though. I'll definitely check out that Youtube video!

Very, very cool. Thanks for sharing that.

tigger

02-06-2010, 09:38 PM

here is pouncer laying on my brother, he came up to help me on the house and layed on the couch and pouncer layed there with him

Rey C.

02-06-2010, 10:01 PM

Great pic! I love that shot. In fact, if you cropped it just the right way, it would look like Pouncer had taken your brother's head and was about to have a meal. :D

He must be very affectionate. Did you have to get him fixed, so he wouldn't spray/mark the house though.

tigger

02-06-2010, 10:11 PM

He has all his parts in tact. he has been bred 3 times with one of the breeders femals to produse more kits with his temperment. he dosent spray in the house but he will out in his encloshure outside. servals sent in side by rubbing the top of there heads on things to leave there sent there. it dosen't leave an oder that we can smell. any one that comes over gets marked as his, lol . when my daugher has her friends over he rubbes agenst every one of them. we dont have any other pets so spraying isnt a problem.

MISSY

02-07-2010, 01:24 AM

You forgot about him licking my BOOBS, whats up with that! He does it to no one else just me!!!!!!!!!!! HE is realy a sweet cat , likes his belly rubbed too. and don't set your food down and leave it unatended or he will help him self!

DWM222

02-07-2010, 03:38 AM

T-bone Thomas

02-07-2010, 11:05 AM

I like Pouncer! I think her deserves his own thread and profile, any ideas for an avatar? He's already the most famous cat here on the forum, lol.

Anoree

02-07-2010, 11:31 AM

I like Pouncer, too, and agree he deserves his own thread and profile.
It's a shame it would be awfully difficult for him to post here. Maybe he could get a translator, like ... Sarah?
Naw, Tigger wouldn't want to expose her to us weirdos.

tigger

02-07-2010, 06:25 PM

I dont think he quite mastered reading yet. lol all he does with the paper is shred it into little pieces. He does lick Missys boobs though and i have no idea why!

tigger

02-09-2010, 06:53 PM

Texasdrake

02-09-2010, 07:48 PM

MISSY

02-10-2010, 09:50 PM

Maby he thinks if he lick's them they will grow?:D
Oh Tigger, I know where you sleep. lol:rolleyes:

MISSY

02-10-2010, 09:51 PM

You're not covering them in some kind of sweet smelling body lotion? :D

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheDoctor

03-03-2010, 09:39 PM

FANTASTIC, Missy. That shoul also be on the "Jokes" thread!

laranger

03-03-2010, 10:00 PM

FANTASTIC, Missy. That shoul also be on the "Jokes" thread!
I moved it the suggested thread.

MISSY

03-03-2010, 10:47 PM

Im sorry but after seeing that photo, I just coulden't help my self. Tigger has not seen it yet , he and Amanda snuck off to have supper at Red Lobster. after Amanda blew up the crab legs in the microwave. lol

MISSY

03-03-2010, 10:53 PM

Thats not where i wold keep mine but I thought you guys would enjoy it.

WhyYou

03-03-2010, 11:21 PM

A pick of Marcy at one of our training classes. calm down WhyYou. lol

MMMMmmmmmmm....Marcy! :D

MISSY

03-03-2010, 11:30 PM

MMMMmmmmmmm....Marcy! :D

lol I knew you would like that one!;)

WhyYou

03-04-2010, 12:43 AM

lol I knew you would like that one!;)

For the next one, get her to face the camera! :D

MISSY

03-06-2010, 11:13 PM

Laranger the early years!:D

MISSY

03-06-2010, 11:15 PM

Oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MISSY

03-06-2010, 11:17 PM

Lololololololol

MISSY

03-06-2010, 11:19 PM

In most cases they can remove all of that after the wreck!

Geezer

03-07-2010, 09:28 AM

Missy! YOU are one sick broad!:D

Texasdrake

03-07-2010, 04:15 PM

I would like to know what he does for a living? only thing job I can see him working is a sideshow freak in a circus.Imaging him going in to apply for a job and the interviewer going...:eek:

mart

03-09-2010, 05:10 PM

Missy where are you getting these from, their hilarious!!!. Especially the baby at the computer, just keep them coming Missy.:D:D

Geezer

03-09-2010, 05:41 PM

BURMA SHAVE

For some of us, this brings back great memories. For you younger ones, you don’t know what you missed!

For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and '40's. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields.

They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.

Here are more of the actual signs:

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
BURMA SHAVE

TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
Burma Shave

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE
Burma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma Shave

DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING
Burma Shave

BROTHER SPEEDER
LET'S REHEARSE
ALL TOGETHER
GOOD MORNING, NURSE
Burma Shave

CAUTIOUS RIDER
TO HER RECKLESS DEAR
LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
AND A LITTLE MORE STEER
Burma Shave

SPEED WAS HIGH
WEATHER WAS NOT
TIRES WERE THIN
X MARKS THE SPOT
Burma Shave

THE MIDNIGHT RIDE
OF PAUL FOR BEER
LED TO A WARMER
HEMISPHERE
Burma Shave

AROUND THE CURVE
LICKETY-SPLIT
BEAUTIFUL CAR
WASN'T IT?
Burma Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICE
NO MATTER HOW NEW
THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
IN THE CAR IS YOU
Burma Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVES
A CAR WIDE OPEN
IS NOT THINKIN'
HE'S JUST HOPIN'
Burma Shave

AT INTERSECTIONS
LOOK EACH WAY
A HARP SOUNDS NICE
BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
Burma Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE
Burma Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma Shave

CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW
Burma Shave

A GUY, A MISS
A CAR, A CURVE
HE KISSED THE MISS
AND MISSED THE CURVE

Do these bring back any old memories?

If not, you're merely a child. If they do - then you're old as dirt... LIKE ME!

mart

03-12-2010, 11:01 AM

I just Googled Burma Shave, until you mentioned him Geezer, i'd never heard of him. He certainly come out with some great sayings. Here's a few more i found.

Forest fires
Start from scratch
So think before
You toss
That match

Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who
Drive like crazy
are

On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny

Thirty days
Hath September
April
June and the
Speed offender

Violets are blue
Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink

Pull off
The road
To change a flat
Protect your life--
No spare for that!

MISSY

03-13-2010, 01:24 AM

Pouncer isn't the only one checking things out! lol

MISSY

03-13-2010, 01:25 AM

I thing this is cute!

mart

03-14-2010, 12:10 PM

My tv...my remote...even when i'm sleeping.
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I swear i never drank them...hic!!!
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It's elementry my dear dogson!.
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MISSY

03-14-2010, 12:48 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

MISSY

03-14-2010, 12:49 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa

MISSY

03-14-2010, 12:50 PM

grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

DWM222

03-14-2010, 11:23 PM

Great pics Missy & Mart..:)

tigger

03-15-2010, 10:08 PM

oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!God Missy that is just gross

BlackAdder

04-01-2010, 07:00 PM

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh147/krodieck/GrammarNazis.jpg

tigger

12-09-2010, 10:17 PM

Goto go ya got to go! lol

tigger

12-09-2010, 10:18 PM

wooooopsss:eek:

Geezer

03-19-2011, 08:09 PM

Looks like Danielle made it into Playboy!

shortyboi

05-14-2011, 12:51 AM

Looks like Danielle made it into Playboy!

Ha Ha it would be interesting to see her shoot for them, especially in the front page.

ugo

05-14-2011, 01:19 PM

great Missy yours funny here:p

ugo

05-19-2011, 04:12 PM

Finding it so amuse me:p

zanara

09-16-2011, 01:22 AM